No Words Required other than...

Don't fuck with GALACTHOCKEYBEAR!!!!!!

Note the hidden symbolism. GALACTOHOCKEYBEAR (yes, caps are required) can:
- Create a Supernova (absolutely)
- Use what is presumably the defunct Galileo Jupiter Exploration Spacecraft as a puck (completely plausible even if Galileo did kind of crash into Jupiter in 2003)
- Destroy the moon (it did have it coming if you hear GALACTOHOCKEYBEAR's side of the story)
- Flatten the city of Anchorage and kill all of its residents (You betcha!)
- Ravage the Alaskan wilderness like it's no big deal (it is, in fact, not a big deal)

Yet GALACTOHOCKEYBEAR cannot destroy the Carlson Center, where the University of Alaska-Fairbanks CCHA college hockey team plays. In fact, the Carlson Center seems to be able to contain GALACTOHOCKEYBEAR and perhaps, that is where he lives. This is why Alaska-Fairbanks is #16 in the country right now and 4-0-1 on the early college hockey season.


(H/T: Edsbs.com for somehow finding this gem and crowning it with a brilliant name)