Sunday, October 18, 2009

Exclusive!!!!! Joe Paterno's Secret Weapon

by Our Well Placed Informant

We here at PLS are happy to roll out our first exclusive. With such an opportunity, we do not disappoint. After doing some world class sleuthing, we have ascertained the secret to Joe Paterno's successful longevity at Penn State.

Scholars, scientists, football players, analysts and fans have all wondered how JoePa has been able to relate to generations and generations of kids. He survived the hippie-dippie 60s, the disco 70s, the terrible 80s, the completely lame 90s and he is a few weeks from finishing off the WTF 00s. Kids have changed so JoePa needed to as well. Decades of wisdom and knowledge are important, but so is a book telling you how to be cool. And let's face it, knowing how to draw up a Power O off tackle with flawless blocking angles in your sleep is good. But knowing how to relate to the kids with their "rapper" music and the baggie pants... well... that's just swell.

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