Monday, May 10, 2010

Attention

by Staff

Ladies and gentlemen, we have earth shattering news: As of tomorrow this fine site will be back up and firing on all cylinders (all one of them). Life has returned to normal for our writers. Iroquois has returned from his self imposed exile St. Helena's Island over the allocation of proper nouns in Scrabble. Slate completed his circumnavigation of the world on his boat equipped only with a chronometer, small emergency kit, light fishing pole and a drop dead gorgeous young woman of Brazilian/German descent. Annie is in an undisclosed location but has re-established contact with her superiors. And Red helped complete 15 or more foreclosures on struggling middle class families in south Florida and is ready to be a human being again. (Fun Fact: Only one of those is actually maybe true!)

We are going back to that time honored tradition of structure here:
Iroquois has the site in his capable hands on Mondays and Wednesdays.
Slate will drive the site on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Annie will show up whenever she pleases.
Red will write something that we will get it up after 3 days of editing.

So folks, tell all of your friends: "Potluck Sports is back!" And for your prize: An Early 90s megababe!


She knows we're back and is all dressed up for the occasion

Tomorrow, Slate's going to go nuts over how powerfully stupid the whole Ben Roethlisberger situation has become.

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