It's not the 4th week of the season, but we need to catalog this properly. Every Sunday-Monday we will wrap up the past week's goings ons in a simple to understand format. We talk about the top 5 in some detail, then we give one sentence about the rest of the top 25. Then for the non-ranked teams in the important conferences, we give them snippets of sentences. We do not reward mediocrity here at Potluck Sports, thus those snippets are all bound in to one giant paragraph. Enjoy.
Top 25:
1 Florida - Kentucky
Reaction by a non-UF fan: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG TIM TEBOW IS HUMAN OMG OMG OMG.
Reaction by a UF Fan: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG TIM TEBOW IS HUMAN OMG OMG OMG.
Reaction by a rational human being: Mild concussion plus side effects of the flu that had been affecting their whole roster. Florida has a bye AND without Tebow, Florida's offense will not fall apart like the economy did starting last September and it will not be lights out terrible. Florida will go back to its 2006 offense run under Chris Leak with which they won a National Championship. Have a nice day.
2 Texas - UTEP
UTEP walked into a buzzsaw named Texas.
3 Alabama - Arkansas
Arkansas : Tackling :: Jewish People : Ham
Alabama was certainly helped by this.
4 Ole Miss - South Carolina
Fail. Not as bad as you'd think seeing as how Ole Miss was heavily overrated and also counting how Houston Nutt loses games he should never lose (but conversely he wins when he shouldn't). So yes, fail, but not that bad.
5 Penn State - Iowa
Penn State was punched in the balls for the second straight year by Corn, JoePa looked like a wet rat on the field and worse still, it was rainy and everyone was wearing white which was a terrible fashion faux pas. White after labor day!? As if!
Other Teams in the top 25:
6 Cal got obliterated by an irate Oregon team.
7 LSU dodged a bullet named Mississippi State
8 Boise State ran over Bowling Green
9 Miami's offense were consciencious observers at 11 Va Tech and refused to get off the bus in protest
12 USC was rather subdued in their yearly murdering of Washington State
13 Ohio State sleepwalked over the fighting Zookers... Terrell Pryor is still on "Overrated Watch"
14 Cincy continued its silent march to possibly going underdefeated over feisty Fresno State
15 TCU escaped Clemson
16 Oklahoma State blew up Grambling State
17 Houston skinned by TTech in an exciting game
18 Florida State OMGLOLZORZ to USF
19 BYU went nuts on Colorado State
20 Kansas and 21 Georgia survived assassination attempts from Southern Miss and Arizona St. respectively
22 North Carolina continued its wacky inconsistency against Georgia Tech
23 Michigan was a huge homecooking highway robbery call in their favor from losing to Indiana
24 Washington celebrated their win over USC last week by losing to unranked Stanford and giving up 321 rushing yards
25 Nebraska eviscerated UL-Lafayette by halftime
OMG !!!!!!!!!!! 17-7!
Elsewhere:
Michigan State finally lost a game on their own accord and not by wacky video game stupidity ways to Wisconsin. Minnesota edged by Northwestern. Notre Dame required miracle finish again to win against a Big Ten team. Tennessee looked bad against Ohio. Auburn's offense is 180 degrees different this year compared to last year solely because it scores points. Vandy beat Rice. Mizzou slipped by Nevada. K-State crushed a D2 school (calling card of Bill Snyder: D2 schools' random bloody body parts strewn across the field in Manhattan). Iowa State defeated Army... they are SO not patriotic! Baylor cruised over a D2 school. Texas A&M is 3-0!
UCONN is boring but beats teams they should. Ditto for Rutgers. NC State nipped the Wannstache. Greg Paulus hit a few late free throws to lead Syracuse over Maine. Louisville was in trouble... before they got beat by Utah. Duke won its SECOND game! Finally, BC beat Wake Forest in what scientists believe was the boringest overtime game ever.
Fin.
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