Who doesn't fit here?

After viewing this page 30 times (each view contained at least slam of my head into a wall to make sure I wasn't seeing things)... the Heisman race on espn.com remained the same.

Let's see:
(1) Tim Tebow
(2) Jimmy Clausen
(3) Colt McCoy
(4) Tony Pike
(5) Field Marshal Bernard Law Montgomery, 1st Viscount Montgomery of El-Alamein KG, GCB, DSO, PC

Again: Who doesn't fit here.

Those who adhere to logic may claim Monty doesn't fit. Winning a decisive battle to hold down Cairo and thus the Suez Canal and the road to the Middle East was certainly huge according to the voters (particularly Lou Holtz... who was there manning a 35 mm artillery cannon). But really the answer is #2. Field Marshal Montgomery, who has been dead since 1976, has more Heisman cred than Jimmy Clausen. OMG... he leads the nation in pass efficiency! Wait what's that? He hasn't played jack yet? Notre Dame barely escaped MSU, Purdue and Washington. Why were those games close? BECAUSE OF THEIR TERRIBLE QB!!!!!

The other shoe drops when you find out that ESPN has 2 more ND games left on their schedule.