**THIS MESSAGE WAS PASSED FROM 7 DIFFERENT AGENTS WHO ARE PART OF A NETWORK OF FOCUSED INDIVIDUALS LOOKING TO FREE THE NATION OF KZERBACKISTAN FROM THE TYRANNICAL RULE OF NICKOLAI TSHACHIVILLI. ONLY FOUR OF THOSE MEN WILL RETURN HOME.**
Greetings friends. Slate, here. I'm Broadcasting this dictated message to you from an underground bunker. (STOP)
Our attempts at retaking the capital hit a bump when our inside man "Rolando" was outed by a one legged midget named "Viktor" and we are looking to recoup our lost time and production in order to get back on track. (STOP) Kzerbackistan will be a free nation again... perhaps by Wednesday. If you haven't heard about it, I do not blame you for your ignorance, I blame your media outlets. (STOP)
Anyway I would like to thank Annie and Iroquois for floating the site and once this nation is free again, I will return to my post as one of the purveyors of this fine establishment. (STOP)
Thank you for reading this site and we will see you on the flip side. And if you would like to send a cache of AR-15s, appropriate bullets and a martini shaker to 41.34689 North 80.4688101 East, we will reimburse you ASAP and name a street after you in Qaadleqiu. (STOP)
Until Wednesday,
Slate Quicksilver
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