Charlie Weis Allegedly Out in South Bend

Posted by Iroquois Plisken

Cheeseburger Chuck is no longer the Burger King in South Bend, reports say. After leaving a storied Patriots championship run, as soon as the opportunity to lead his alma mater to glory, Weis took a Johnny Rocket out of town and left for the greener pastures of Indiana. Despite putting forth their best efforts, the late Rally's this year just weren't enough to save Big Boy's job. The meeting has yet to take place formally, but many expect the meeting to move at a Sonic speed. Weis will likely be In-n-Out of the office only long enough to grab his belongings.

AD Jack Swarbrick released an unofficial statement about the firing, stating, "Wendy's coaches, dey be comin' in and promising great things but only producing Checkered results, that's Hardee the image we are tryin' to project. Mr. Weis' record was the worst of the last Five Guys to coach here. At Notre Dame we don't ask for much. We just want a guy to walk into our White Castle and return us to prominence with the capture of the Krystal trophy."

Swarbrick also included a quip how Weis's replacement would tend closer to the Irish part of their team. A man named McDonald has been mentioned as a leading candidate.


Also, as a programming note, I will be taking an 11 day hiatus from the site to focus on my finals. See you folks again on the 10th of December.