Thursday, November 19, 2009

RIP Good Friend

by Slate Quicksilver

UGA VII died today. He was 4 years old. Most will remember the good times: sniffing his own ass, licking his privates and being overwhelmed by 90,000 people yelling and screaming giving off all kinds of smells without having a stroke. The official dog of PLS and the Quicksilver Clan, Link Valhalla Quicksilver, would almost certainly have gone apoplectic several times over if put in any of the Uga's paws. It can almost unanimously be agreed upon that inbreeding with his own kind is what caused his ability to ignore said 90,000 people.

He was, as his owners said, a good dog.

Georgia fans will be excused if they leave out of his biography his record against true rival Florida where he was 1-3. He was outscored 142 to 83.

The search for UGA VIII has been whittled down to Sammy the Bulldog, Markie the Bulldog and Mark May.

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